![]() ![]() It’s like Bourbon Street invaded the Super Bowl. This was just so New Orleans, right? I mean, come on, they couldn’t even get through a Super Bowl without the electricity going out. I guess maybe he shouldn’t have eaten all that Campbell’s Chunky Soup his mama gave him after all. Fair or not, that’s what this told everyone once and for all. Tom Brady throws touchdown passes, McNabb just throws up. It’s not just that he vomited all over the place during the biggest moment of his life, it’s that it totally reinforced the prevailing sentiment that McNabb wasn’t a clutch player. ![]() McNabb vehemently denies that it ever happened, but the dudes’ own teammates have backed the puking story up, so… yeah. During the potential game winning drive in Super Bowl XXXIX, Eagles QB Donovan McNabb rose to the occasion, and proved himself a champion by… puking all over the field. They will engrave that scene on the dude’s tombstone, like one of those medieval tapestries depicting famous historical events.ĭonovan McNabb Pukes in the Huddle – Super Bowl XXXIX ![]() That is the sort of thing you can never live down. For maximum hilarity, just watch it here. Oops!ĭescribing it can’t really do it justice though. Beebe tracked Lett down and knocked the ball out of his outstretched hands and through the end-zone, robbing Lett of his glorious touchdown and giving the ball back to the Bills. But wait! Naturally, big Leon decided to showboat by dancing his way towards glory, holding the ball out for everyone to see… including the Bills Don Beebe. Towards the end of the Cowboys blowout of the Bills, Lett picked up a fumble and, with no one in front of him, ran it back for a touchdown. It wasn’t the only time he screwed up (google “Leon Lett Thanksgiving” for more hilarity) on a giant stage, but his Super Bowl XXVII boner dwarfs everything else. But the only thing anyone remembers him for is for being a massive fuck-up. He was a great player, a dominant defensive lineman who helped the Cowboys win multiple Super Bowls. Leon Lett Fumbles His Self-Respect – Super Bowl XXVII This was failure on an epic and hilarious level. ![]() Now imagine if that all happened with the entire world watching. Look, that is like telling a girl all the things you’re going to do to her and then dribbling all over her thigh 10 seconds in before crying and shuffling off to the bathroom alone. And so, like the champion warrior that he was, he rose to the occasion by… losing his helmet, which forced him to have to sit out the Bills first series, and then rushing for a pathetic 13 yards on only 10 carries as the Bills lost the game. Prior to the Super Bowl, the Bills Thurman Thomas spent all week bitching because no one gave him the credit he deserved as one of the best running backs in the league. Thurman Thomas Loses His Helmet – Super Bowl XXVI It was the summation of every choke-job, every embarrassment, every negative stereotype people had of Peyton Manning, and it happened for the entire world to see in HD slo-mo over, and over, and over again. And here he was, in the biggest of games, eyes wide with panic and fear and “Oh shit, this is not happening!” while the ball sailed past him into the end zone. Even fewer start off with a safety off a bad snap that should have been accompanied by “Yakety Sax.” And by “not too many” and “even fewer” I mean only one.īut what really made this embarrassing is that it happened to Peyton Manning, who has spent seemingly his entire career fighting off the whole “Manning Face” thing, largely because of his reputation for eating shit in epic fashion during big games. Not too many Super Bowls start off with a safety. ![]()
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